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Episode 30 – I’m Sorry I Leak Precum / Don’t Gag Me With Anything… And I Mean It!

49:02 minutes 44.9MB

The episode isn’t uploading properly here to our wordpress site, but if you would like to download or listen from the interwebs, you can go to http://acupoffreshhell.libsyn.com and download or listen from there. Sorry for any inconvience.

RJ has another podcast he’s doing with Gavin called Thinning The Herd, Chris has been experimenting, duct tape fixes everything, RJ apologizes, computer errors, from happy camper to ripping balls off with no happy medium, and more are talked about in this episode.

We were honored to get permission from John Anealio to play his songs on our show. John is a singer/songerwriter of scifi, fantasy, and related songs. Please check out all of his great songs at http://scifisongs.blogspot.com. Songs are free to listen to and download.

We’d love to hear from you! You can call us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupofreshhell@gmail.com, or leave us a comment here on the blog. You can also follow us on Twitter, fan and friend us on Facebook, and leave us a 5-star review in iTunes.

Links mentioned in this episode:

John Anealio (singer/songwriter):  http://scifisongs.blogspot.com

John Scalzi (author):  http://whatever.scalzi.com

Thinning The Herd (podcast):  http://tthpodcast.blogspot.com

Dragen Podcast (podcast):  http://dragenpodcast.blogspot.com

Music in this episode:

John Anealio – Blue Lego (Steve Jobs Hates Flash) & Unicorn Pegasus Kitten

Episode 29 – Former Crappy Cars And Audio


 Download Episode 29 50:47 minutes 46.5MB

It’s our normal non-fuzzy-buzzy crappy audio this time.

RJ gets a new car, Chris and RJ go to the movies, and a little bit more is talked about in this episode.

Wanna to contact us? We’d love to hear from you! Write us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, comment on the blog, or call us at 815-408-0757.

Music in this episode:

They Might Be Giants – Birdhouse In Your Soul

Episode 28 – Cows Want Anal Beads, Too


 Download Episode 28 58:04 minutes 53.2MB

Audio is still fuzzy. Sorry! We’ll get it right eventually.

RJ has a fiber cleansing, Asian racism, fisting and anal beads, All The Gays Of Our General Lives skit, being on Podcast Podcast, Prince declaring the Interwebs dead, HTML5, Chris has a social experiment, Chris’s coming out story to an old friend recently, and much more are talked about in this episode.

We got voicemails!! Two of them! From Joyce! Thank you, Joyce! She asks us what our worst jobs were and we answer. We’d love to hear from you as well! Call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave a comment on the blog. You can also follow us on Twitter, fan and friend us on Facebook, and also leave a 5-star review in iTunes or Zune Marketplace.

Music in this episode:

The Distillers – Beat Your Heart Out

Episode 27 – Guess Who’s Back!


 Download Episode 27 51:04 minutes 46.8MB

Nope, not Eminem. Chris is back! Listen as we talk about his rock-star night when his tooth started to hurt. Also talked about are the Pride 48 event and Pride parade in Chicago.

Have you noticed our shiny updated logo? It’s all thanks to Kim Beaver! She was gracious enough to help us out making it look a lot better. Thank you so much, Kim! Also, we’ve made it onto her site! In case you missed it, you can check out A Cup Of Fresh SMELL. Who doesn’t love a good parody?

We’d love to hear from you! No, really, we would. PLEASE (yes, we’re begging) call us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave us a message on the blog. You can also fan us on Facebook and leave a 5-star review in iTunes.

Music in this episode:

NOFX – Bath Of Least Resistance

Episode 26 – The Pretty And Fabulous Episode!


 Download Episode 26 1:11:23 hours 65.3MB

Chris was unable to record this week due to a bad toothache, but RJ was able to get a very special first guest on the show – Fairy Princess Holly!!

The audio got split into separate sides, so sorry about that. (Geez, when are we not apologizing for our audio?)

You may know Fairy Princess Holly from the podcast We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid. If you don’t, here’s your chance to hear her! We talk about Holly going to the Dukes of Hazard museum in Nashville, TN, fireworks going off at inappropriate times, Holly should probably be dead but thank the gods she isn’t!, trying to lose weight while stressed, both of us being 24 forever, RJ having a crush on Puddy (Holly’s husband), bad bugs, being brutally honest, our addictions, bad customer service, and much more!

We’d love to hear from you! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave us a comment on the blog. You can also fan and friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and leave a 5-star review in iTunes or in the Zune Marketplace.

Episode 25 – Live! Raw! Uncut! (How We Like Our Men) – Part 2


 Download Episode 25 43:02 minutes 39.4MB

It’s the second part of our LIVE Pride 48 show! And how dare Chris call us 25! RJ refuses to sound that old.

Chris disses RJ’s perky boobs, Auntie Uncle Cunty, The Guild, how we got started doing this podcast, weirdest places we’ve had sex, RJ reveals a secret weird sexual encounter, RJ does a cheer to blood on the walls of the Jerry Springer show, Chris figures out who “granny” is in the chat room and it mortifies RJ, and much more is talked about in this episode.

A big thank you to Daniel Brewer and Arthur from the AmeriNZ podcast for doing a wonderful job!

We’d love to hear from you! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave a comment on the blog.

Links mentioned in this episode:

The Guild (web series):  http://watchtheguild.com

Episode 24 – Live! Raw! Uncut! (How We Like Our Men) – Part 1


 Download Episode 24 48:08 minutes 44MB

Woo-hoo! This past weekend we participated in the LIVE Pride48.com podcasting marathon. We had a blast listening to the other shows, chatting in the chat room, and doing our first LIVE show ever! That said, there is just no editing live.

With the exception of our normal front and end bumpers, this is how it sounded with absolutely NO editing whatsoever! And now you’ll understand why RJ needs to edit this train wreck of a show. haha

We broke our 1.5 hours live time slot into our normal 2 shows. In this episode we talk about starting a new podcast with Gavin of the Dragen Podcast, RJ being live on the Pink Carpet with the Little Fatty Cast, our coming-out stories, iPhone 4 software update, Pride in Chicago, RJ getting kicked out of a club for being too old, country-style communication, people using wrong products on their ass, relationships with someone who has an opposite sex drive, fetishes and no-no lists, Muppets, not looking our ages/getting carded, and more.

We’d like to thank Daniel Brewer and Adam from The Adam and Matty Show for creating Pride48.com, starting the Pride 48 marathon last year, and also Arthur from the AmeriNZ podcast for inviting us to join and for hosting this year’s event! You all did a wonderful job and we truly appreciate all your hard work! Also, a special thank you to Auntie Vera Charles for being “the voice” of Pride48.com.

We’d like to also thank all of you who listened live and and to those who participated in the chat room, without whom we wouldn’t have gotten through our shows as well.

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any email or voicemail and we’d love to hear from you! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, write us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, leave a comment on the blog, write on our Facebook page, or leave us a review in iTunes.

Links mentioned in this episode:

The Joans (band):  http://thejoansband.com

Le Sexoflex (band):  http://lesexoflex.com

Episode 23 – Hardcore Midgets And Music


 Download Episode 23 48:03 minutes 44MB

Pride 48 is this weekend! Be sure to listen in at http://pride48.com and join in the chat room. Our show starts at 4am EST and goes for 1.5 hours. If you miss it, don’t worry. We’ll be recording it. But please be sure to check out the other podcasters that are participating as well!

We went out this past weekend and saw MIDGETS!! They were wrestling. It was awesome and we talk about it. RJ also spotted Paula Dean and Ugly Betty there. Apparently celebrity look-alikes love midget wrestling as well. Chris getting hit on and a few more things are talked about.

We are proud to announce we finally got a local band to play on our show! The band is called Kaos Katalyst and they’re from our area. We play their song “Let’s Go”, which totally rocks! They’re having a CD release party next month in Rockford, IL. More details will be released, as well as more songs played by them, the closer it gets to the release date. You can check them out at http://www.myspace.com/kaoskatalyst.

Links mentioned in this episode:

Dork Forest (podcast):  http://dorkforest.com

Kaos Katalyst (local band):  http://www.myspace.com/kaoskatalyst

SModcast (podcast):  http://smodcast.com

Music in this episode:

Kaos Katalyst – Let’s Go

There are 6 total videos from the midget wrestling show available on our YouTube page. A big and special thank you to Sherry for taking the video and posting it to our YouTube page! Thank you Sherry!

Episode 22 – I’m A Queen, Bitch! Bow Down! / My iPhone Is My Second Penis


 Download Episode 22 52:07 minutes 47.8MB

It’s almost time for the LIVE Pride 48 event! We’ll be on from 4:00 am EST – 5:30 am EST on Saturday, June 26th. Come join us in the chat room! We’ll also be on the Pink Carpet (pre-event kick-off) with the Little Fatty Cast starting at 7pm Friday, June 25th.

In this episode we talk about Zach Anner, a matador being a pussy, herding cows, Chris’s niece, and much more! Also, we aren’t able to post the video of the matador being arrested, as they’ve been taken down off of youtube for copyright violation. :( Sorry!

So what would YOU like to be called? Hellions and Angels OR Cuppaholics? Let us know what to call you, other than loyal listeners, of course! :)

Our friend, Jimmy, is wanting to become a model. He’s a hot little fucker, so he should be! Please vote for him at http://primemodeling.com/profiles/jimmyc24. If you do vote, please let us know and we’ll send at least an ass hot of our hot, STR8 (sorry boys!) friend! And maybe another pic, as well. No cock shot, though. :(

A shout-out to Shane from Emergency Pants and Tim and James of Tastes Like Burning.

We got 2 new reviews on iTunes!! A big thank you to Sue and Moose in NC for the 5-star reviews!

We didn’t get any emails or voicemails (again) this week, but we’d still love to hear from you! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave us a comment here on our site. 5-star iTunes reviews are also always welcome!

Links in this episode:

Little Fatty Cast (podcast):  http://littlefatty.com

Jimmy’s Model Page:  http://primemodeling.com/profiles/jimmyc24

Music in this episode:

Horrorpops – Miss Take

Episode 21 – We’re 21 And Drinking / We’ll Expose Ourselves To You


 Download Episode 21 49:57 minutes 45.7MB

We’re 21 and we’re having shots during the show! RJ forgot his show notes, but we still talk about iPhone 4, one of Saturn’s moons, True Blood, diagnosing Darth Vader, World Cup, a strange email, and more.

We got an email from Tim of the Tastes Like Burning podcast. Thanks Tim! We’d love to hear from you, too! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave a comment here on the blog.

Links in this episode:

Tastes Like Burning (podcast): http://tasteslikeburning.libsyn.com

Music in this episode:

Headbone – Dig

Episode 20 – Orgasm Addict


 Download episode 20 42:46 minutes 39.1MB

Movies, dancing with mosquitoes, Str8cam lube, and a bit more are talked about in this episode.

We’d lvoe to hear from you! You can call or text us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, leave a comment on the site, or leave us a review in iTunes.

Links mentioned in this episode:

Str8camlube (water-based lube):  http://str8camlube.com

Music in this episode:

Buzzcocks – Orgasm Addict

Episode 19 – It Goes Nicely In An Ass / Who Do You Want To Be Raped By? / Please Don’t Hit Me


 Download Episode 19 53:37 minutes 49.1MB

You get what you pay for with our audio quality. Sorry.

RJ found his collar after many months, our live schedule on Pride 48, smart people turn us on, who we want to be raped by, Big Fatty Online iPhone app, RJ almost hits Chris, Eureka, V, Glee, lubes, and much more are talked about in this episode.

We got a question from our listener, David, and we give our feedback on dildos and how we feel about them. Thank you, David, for the question! If you have any questions for us, please ask.

Links in this episode:

Fort Troff (BDSM seller):  http://forttroff.com

Cocktails and Creampuffs (podcast):  http://cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

LA Times Lube-HIV Article:  http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2010/05/lubricants-may-increase-risk-of-anal-sex-studies-show.html

Music in this episode:

The Dwarves – Fefu

Episode 18 – Sloppy Seconds


 Download episode 18 51:09 minutes 46.8MB

Somehow the audio ended up crappier than normal. Sorry about that. There may be fluxes with the sound.

A small tribute to Rue McClanahan, actually talking to people on a phone, hearing from old fucks, birthday shout-outs, getting closer to friends in a car, Chris insults another podcast, and much more is talked about in this episode.

Birthdays: Ryan (last Saturday) Taffy Carlisle Huffington from Pod Is My CoPilot podcast (this Friday) and FozzieBare from the Podcast Podcast podcast (this Sunday).

We got a strange email from Chris, one of our listeners. It was strange, but appreciated! :) You can call or TEXT us at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. We’d love to hear from you!

Music in this episode:

Sloppy Seconds – I Don’t Wanna Be A Homosexual

Episode 17 – Did She Have An Abortion With Me?


 Download Episode 17 1:00:07 hours 55 MB

RJ makes an announcement,  stupid questions, suns eating planets and other astronomy, a little more Chicago talk, Chris was and still is an angel and RJ was a huge juvenile delinquent as we find out after our listener Joyce asked us a question, and much more are talked about in this episode.

We got a voicemail from Joyce and it’s a shocker, because it’s only ONE voicemail! Thanks Joyce! We’d love to hear from you as well! You can call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

We also got a direct message on Twitter from our listener Jenea saying she liked our skit in episode 15. Thanks Jenea!

Music in this episode:

Brad Sucks – Fake It

http://bradsucks.net

Episode 16 – Adventures In The Chicargos


 Download Episode 16 55:53 minutes 51.1 MB

Chris and RJ spent the day together, along with a couple of Chris’s friends who thought RJ was imaginary, this Memorial Day weekend.

Photos are up! We now have a Pictures page on the site. Check them out. More will be added later, so check back soon.

We got a hilarious call from Gavin of the Dragen Podcast! Thank you Gavin! You can contact us at 815-408-0757 or send us an email at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. We’d love to hear from you!

Music in this episode:

The Scissors – Say it Again

http://www.myspace.com/thescissors

Episode 15 – All The Gays Of Our General Lives


 Download Episode 15 47:53 minutes 43.8 MB

In this episode, we each take turns finding our own brand of good and bad in news articles where there shouldn’t be good or bad found in it, a soap opera skit about why RJ’s never mentioned his dad starring Rhett and Scarlett, Pride 48, a free online comic called Sailor Twain are talked about. We end the show very quickly, as we recorded on Sunday and it was almost time for the Lost series finale, but nobody gives a shit when we recorded.

We got 2 voicemails from Joyce! Thanks Joyce! We’d love to hear from you as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

Articles We Used:

http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/94-year-old-california-woman-hazel-soares-graduates-college/19478761

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/21/education/21textbooks.html?fta=y

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/22/education/22texas.html?hpw

Links mentioned in this episode:

Sailor Twain, or The Mermaid On The Hudson (online comic):  http://sailortwain.com

Besides The Obvious (podcast):  http://besidestheobvious.podbean.com

Music in this episode:

Pennywise – Fuck Authority

Episode 14 – Get Off My Spotted Dick


 Download Episode 14 46:00 minutes 42.1 MB

Hello to our new listeners!

RJ yells at people and can’t take care of starter friendship bread, Chris creates a train wreck, movies, Lost, calling the Humane Society on abuse of digipets, Pride48, being in hell by listening to us on repeat, fake windows flying off a car, and much more is talked about in this episode.

We’re finally in the Zune Marketplace now! So there’s another option for you to listen to our show.

A big thank you to Tom the Ramble Redhead for calling in again! We’d love to hear from you as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell.com.

Links in this episode:

Plat 29 (podcast):  http://flat29.com

Pride48 (podcasts and music):  http://pride48.com

The Gay Trucker (podcast):  http://djdavidj.com

Music in this episode:

Mindless Self Indulgence - “Stupid MF”

Episode 13 – We’re Doing The 5-Knuckle Shuffle And Making Trouser Gravy


 Download Episode 13 46:17 minutes 42.2MB

We’re teenagers now and we know everything!

Or not. Whatever.

Join us on this crappy episode (sorry about that!) as we talk about bad cookbooks, sock fetish, euphemisms, drooling over cute guys, and a few other things.

We got a voicemail from Bridget of the Emergency Pants podcast. Thanks for calling! We’d love to hear from you as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us as acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. Leave us a comment on our site or leave us a 5-star review in iTunes.

Links in this episode:

Manhandled In Montana (podcast):  http://manhandledinmontana.com

Men And Socks (porn site):  http://menandsocks.blogspot.com

Emergency Pants (podcast):  http://emergency-pants.net

Music in this episode:

Robyn – Dancing On My Own (Buzz Junkies Club Remix)

Episode 12 – Getting In Touch With Your Ding-Dong


 Download Episode 12 45:45 minutes 31.4MB

We’re trying out a new format based on some feedback and ideas we’ve had, but haven’t implemented yet. Our shows will now be shorter, but coming out at least twice a week, maybe three times, depending on how much we have to ramble on about.

Chris is a bad gay, RJ is a bad human, movies, Pride48, childhood foods we loved but can’t stand anymore, children aren’t human, Lost, Glee, Kylie’s new cd coming out, and more are talked about.

A very happy birthday to Kim Beaver! If you don’t know who she is, check out her blog. She’s a whiz with Photoshop and comes up with some incredibly funny photos! She’s also a huge supporter of podcasts.

We got 2 voicemails this week and they’re from someone new! Mr. Ramble Redhead himself, another huge supporter of podcasts, called in. Thanks Tom! We also got a comment from Mark In Canada from the Musings Of A Tech Writer podcast. Thanks Mark! We’d love to hear from you as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. You can also fan us on Facebook and leave us a review in iTunes.

Links in this episode:

Ramble Redhead (podcast):  http://ramblereadhead.com

Kim Beaver (blog):  http://kimbeaver.com

Bend Over And Take It (podcast):  http://bendoverandtakeit.com

Pride48 (live podcasts and music):  http://pride48.com

Musings Of A Tech Writer (podcast):  http://musingsofatechwriter.com

Music in this episode:

Kylie Minogue – All The Lovers

Episode 11 – Wizard Of Ass / Buy A Snatch, Get A Double Batch


 Download Episode 11 1:38:55 hours 67.9MB

Happy Mommie Dearest Day, er, Mother’s Day!

Betty White was on SNL last week and she was fabulous! At 88 1/2 years old, she’s still got it and the world still loves her, especially when she says, “wizard of ass.” Twice.

Mommie Dearest, solving the world’s economy problems, why straight guys should be friends with gay guys, and much more are discussed in this episode.

We got 2 voicemails from Joyce right before we were about to record. We’d also love to hear form you, as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com

Links in this episodes:

Eat My Pagan Ass (podcast):  http://eatmypaganass.com

Music in this episode:

Bipolar In StereoYa Za
“Socialite (feat. Future)” (mp3)
from “Bipolar In Stereo”
(Per Capita Records)

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Bipolar In StereoYa Za
“Like Music” (mp3)
from “Bipolar In Stereo”
(Per Capita Records)

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Episode 10 – You’re Standing On My Balls / I Love You, Please Don’t Eat My Corpse / People On Fire Is Funny / A Momentary Lack Of Bitterness


Download Episode 10 1:22:58 hours 56.9MB

We couldn’t decide on just one name for our first double-digit podcast, so there’s four.

Chris and RJ argue about going out, Chris has a fucked-up imagination, RJ can’t garden, Free Comic Book Day, Harley Quinn, things that make us laugh, RJ’s last words, Paula Abdul Syndrome, throat punching, people on fire, nuns masturbating, and someone needing to make flying monkey and midget porn and much more is discussed in this episode.

We got 3 voicemails from Joyce, but were unable to play them due to bad audio, but we did comment. We also received comments from Bridget of the Emergency Pants podcast and from Mark In Canada of the Musings Of A Tech Writer podcast. We also got an email from Mark In Canada as well.

We’d love to hear from you as well! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

Links from this show:

Musings Of A Tech Writer (podcast) – http://musingsofatechwriter.com

Emergency Pants (podcast) – http://emergency-pants.net

Stitching N Junk (podcast) – http://mrxstitch.libsyn.com

Auntie Vera Charles (podcast) – http://veraspeaks.com

Music in this episode:
PlethoraPiñata Protest
“Cantina” (mp3)
from “Plethora”
(Saustex Media)

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PlethoraPiñata Protest
“Scene Unseen” (mp3)
from “Plethora”
(Saustex Media)

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Episode 9 – I Want It Daddy And I Want It NOW


 Download Episode 9 1:40:04 hours 68.7 MB

This week we have the pleasure of featuring the music of the group Le Sexoflex on our show. Check out the links below for more details.

What sort of things are being Googled and how far back would you go to find out information? There are freaks out there, and yes, RJ is one of them.

Storm chasing, how to build your own sparkler bomb (DO NOT DO THIS!), memory loss, and much more is talked about.

JimNMichigan won our contest! Congratulations, Jim! We also got voicemails from Joyce, an email from Bridget of the Emergency Pants podcast, and a comment from Gloria.

We’d love to hear from you! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757, leave us an email at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave us a comment here on our blog.

Links mentioned in this episode:

Dragen Podcast (podcast) - http://dragenpodcast.blogspot.com

Emergency Pants (podcast) – http://emergency-pants.net

Music featured in this episode:

Le Sexoflex – http://lesexoflex.com

Get their Chubby Decker Value Meal, which contains 4 songs (two versions of Poop On Face, a remix, and a cover) and the video for Poop On Face at http://lesexoflex.bandcamp.com/album/chubby-decker-value-meal for only 69 cents!! This maxi-single deal will only last for so long, so get it now!

The video for Poop On Face can be found at http://vimeo.com/9415269 or watch below.

Episode 8.5 – RJ Exposes Himself


 Download Episode 8.5 51:55 minutes 35.6MB

Chris and I weren’t able to get together this week, but we didn’t want to leave you without a new show, so I, RJ, did a solo podcast and in the process, exposed myself.

Getting teeth pulled, Lost, RuPaul’s Drag Race, banana bread, retards, and much more is talked about in this episode.

Last chance to enter our contest! Call us at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or leave a message on this site to enter. Contest is open until Saturday, April 24 tow in a $25 gift certificate to Amazon.com.

Chris and I will be back together next week, so don’t worry! If you love him and hate me (and really, join the club. I hate me, too) you’ll be happy again next week.

Links mentioned in this episode:

Emergency Pants (podcast) - http://emergency-pants.net

Fey Driver – Pink Wheenuts (podcast) - http://pinkwheelnuts.com

Ramble Redhead (podcast) - http://rambleredhead.com

David, That Blue Jeans Guy (podcast) - http://thatbluejeansguy.libsyn.com

Fabulis (fabulis gay men voting site) - http://fabulis.com

Fairy Princess Holly’s Walk For Human Society - http://events.animalhumanesociety.org/site/TR/Walk/General?px=1121761&pg=personal&fr_id=1110

Banana Bread Recipe

3 or 4 ripe bananas, mashed

1/3 c. melted butter

3/4 c. sugar

1 egg, beaten

1 tsp. vanilla

1 tsp. baking soda

pinch of salt

1 1/2 c. all-purpose flour

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. With a wooden spoon, mix butter into mashed bananas in a large mixing bowl. Mix in sugar, vanilla, and egg. Sprinkle salt and baking soda over mixture and mix in. Add flour last and mix. Pour mixture into a buttered 4″x8″ loaf pan. Bake for 1 hour. Cool on a wire rack. Remove from pan and slice to serve.

Episode 8 – Don’t Be Retardy For The Party


 Download Episode 8 1:24:16 hours 57.8 MB

We’re kickin’ it old skool here! Our podcast equipment wasn’t working right, so we just recorded into RJ’s laptop again. We’re working on getting it corrected. Just remember, you get what you pay for.

Baseball, the TV show Lost, and more are discussed.

So sad that Dixie Carted passed away at the age of 70, but who was the better southern belle, Julia Sugarbaker or Blanche Deveraux?

Joyce called in and left us 3 voicemails! Thanks, Joyce!

If you’d like to call in, we’d love to hear from you! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757. Or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

Here’s the video of Brak – Don’t Touch Me

Music in this episode:
Tardy for the Party - THE REMIXESKim Zolciak
“Tardy for the Party” (mp3)
from “Tardy for the Party – THE REMIXES”
(Ferosh Records)

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Episode 7 – Lucky Passerby


 Download Episode 7 1:36:27 hours 66.2 MB

We recorded episodes 6 and 7 on the same day, so the audio is still low on this episode as well. Sorry! We’re working with new equipment and we’ll get it right soon. This also means we were recording in the past, the future, and the present all at the same time. Mind blowing!

Fairy Princess Holly from the We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid podcast is once again doing the Walk For Animals to benefit the Humane Society. Please help her out by donating to a very worthy cause that is near to all of our hearts. For every $25 donated, a total of $75 will be donated to the Humane Society. A little goes a long way. Click here to donate and help out.

We talk about some more observations, some of which are a little embarrassing, but we all can relate to.

Chris wants to hook up with a barely legal Hat Rack. RJ gets his first semi-hate comment on his site and is happy about it and wants more real hate mail.

Many ramblings occur in this episode as we were getting tired recording two shows in one night.

A reminder once again about Pride48.com. So far there are a total of 28 podcasters on board for the June 25-27 weekend of live podcasting.

We got our recording equipment from B&H Photo Video. The equipment is great. It’s our own screw-up for the low audio. Again, we’ll get that fixed.

Music in this episode:
Hollywood BurnoutHollywood Burnout
“Crash & Burn” (mp3)
from “Hollywood Burnout”
(Dreammakers Music)

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Hollywood BurnoutHollywood Burnout
“Never Heard Me Say” (mp3)
from “Hollywood Burnout”
(Dreammakers Music)

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Episode 6 – Auntie Uncle RJ And The Big Meanie


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Apparently the world has gone topsy-turvy, as we’ve seemed to have switched personality roles. Beware, as monkeys may soon start flying out of your ass!

We finally got microphones and have better audio, if you can hear us. We apologize. We did lots of tests and everything sounded fine. This is the best we can do for right now. As Fairy Princess Holly says, you get what you pay for.

RJ had a date and had an adventure getting there. Also had an adventure during.

One of us almost got hit by a pickup truck and has an major announcement, well, major for him.

Starting inventory at work, ABBA getting into Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, observations, belated birthday shout-outs and more are talked about in this episode.

We want to hear from you! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757, email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com, or comment on our blog at http://acupoffreshhell.com.

Links talked about on this show:

Pride48 (live GLBT/GLBT-friendly podcasts) – http://pride48.com

AmeriNZ (podcast) – http://amerinzpodcast.com

Ramble Redhead (podcast) – http://rambleredhead.com

David, That Blue Jeans Guy (podcast) – http://thatbluejeansguy.libsyn.com

Music featured on this episode:
Fixin to ThrillDragonette
“Pick Up The Phone” (mp3)
from “Fixin to Thrill”
(Dragonette Inc)

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Stream from Rhapsody
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GaloreDragonette
“I Get Around” (mp3)
from “Galore”
(I Surrender Records)

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Episode 5 – Slamming Granny In The Fanny


 Download Episode 51:34:39 hours 65.0 MB

Woot! We’ve had over 100 total downloads of our show and we’re having a contest! Listen for details or visit our site at http://acupoffreshhell.com.

Chris may not be the nice guy everyone thinks he is. Listen to what he made RJ do and what he tried to viscously kill.

RJ needs a new car and will do almost ANYTHING to get one.

We’ve been invited to participate in Pride48.com’s live-podcasting weekend this year and are super excited about it! This is the second year for Pride48 and it’s taking place the weekend of June 25-27, 2010. Nothing more is set up yet, but you can visit http://pride48.com for more infor and to listen to other podcasters talk live.

Also in this episode we talk about Lost, the cartoon TV show Archer, RJ being on Jerry Springer in 2000, and much more.

There’s a poll on our site! Vote whether or not you think Britney Spears should show back up on the show. RJ will offer sexual favors in exchange for “yes” votes. The poll can be found here.

We got a very nice email from JimNMichigan. Thanks Jim! We got a voicemail from Joyce and the Google Voice transcript is hysterical! She’s a sweetie. Also, special thanks to Dyl and Jenea for the Facebook fan page comments.

We’d love to hear from you! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. Leave us a comment on our blog or rate and comment on us in iTunes.

Links from this episode:

Pride48.com:  http://pride48.com

David, That Blue Jeans Guy (podcast):  http://thatbluejeansguy.libsyn.com

Pink Wheelnuts (podcast):  http://pinkwheelnuts.com

Music featured in this show:
Made in AmericaDon’t Say Vegas
“My Castastrophe” (mp3)
from “Made in America”
(Intravenous Records)

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Made in AmericaDon’t Say Vegas
“Dance With Me” (mp3)
from “Made in America”
(Intravenous Records)

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More On This Album

Episode 4 – Sex, Texts, And Train Wrecks


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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

RJ finally got laid after a long time. Chris has an end to his week-long birthday celebration. We found out about the site Texts From Last Night and spend two hours there before recording.

This episode is a train wreck in more ways than one. Plus, there was no easy way to edit this one, so there’s a bell sound to signal when a new topic is introduced that couldn’t be edited in easy at all. Train derailments happen about three times. We really need to turn the TV off when we record.

We also talk about RuPaul’s Drag Race, D&D, comicons, and much more.

A big thank you to JimNMichigan for being the first to comment on our site and for being the first person neither one of us know in person for contacting the show. Thanks Jim! Also thank you to Joyce for the in-person comment.

We want to hear from you! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. You can also comment here on the blog.

Links mentioned in the show:

Lady Gaga/Beyonce “Telephone” video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY

Texts From Last Night (website): http://textsfromlastnight.com

Mystique Summers from RuPaul’s Drag Race at Icon (gay bar): http://club-icon.com/Club-ICON-event-calendar.htm Appearing there Saturday, March 27.

The Podcast Podcast (um… podcast): http://thepodcastpodcast.com

Big Fatty Online (podcast): http://bigfattyonline.com

Music from:

Rise or Die TryingFour Year Strong
“Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die” (mp3)
from “Rise or Die Trying”
(I Surrender Records)

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Episode 3 – Do NOT Picture This!


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OMG! Britney Spears herself shows up and tries to take over the podcast!

Mr. Pigeon (Chris) is having a birthday! Listen to some birthday voicemails he got. Hope his hearing is still good enough to hear what was said. Thanks to Tessa, Tammy, Nick, Joyce, and Sue for calling! Other birthday shout-outs go to Stephanie (a Facebook fan) and Little Eric (RJ’s BFF’s son) who isn’t so little anymore.

Chris makes RJ almost hurl.

RJ goes on a rant about stupid Facebook applications.

We ramble on about different things and hardly finish any story. There’s just no easy way to edit this one, so you’ll have to deal.

Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com. We’d love to hear from you!

Links from the show:

Shake Weight: http://shakeweight.com

Icon (gay club): http://club-icon.com Leather and Underwear Contest there on Saturday, March 13th.

Episode 2 – Segments, Jebus, And The Holy Ghosts


 Download Episode 2 1:06:03 hours 45.3MB

We’re baaaa-aack! Episode 2 brings in some new segments we hope you’ll enjoy and participate in. Chris gets a new name. Learn about the story of the great Jebus, whose life and teachings have altered the both of us. And yes, I said JeBus, not the other guy. Jebus is better, anyway. Seriously, there’s the Hobo War. Yeah, he’s much better.

We also talk about paranormal activity and our beliefs in that, a supposed fallen angel, and we got our first voicemail! It wasn’t quite what we were looking forward to, though.

Contact us! Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

Links included in the show:

Paul (movie) - http://www.whatispaul.com

Pansy Division (music) - http://pansydivision.com

LA Zombie (movie) - http://lazombie.com

SMODCast (podcast) - http://smodcast.com

We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid (podcast) - http://weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com

Episode 1 – Our Favorite Things


 Download Episode 1 1hr 27min 60.3 MB

It’s our first full episode! We’re geeking out and talking about our favorite things. From sex and movies to music and family, we’ve got a great show for you.

We’re thankful for those of you who became fans on Facebook, following us on Twitter, and subscribing to our show. It truly means a lot to us, so a big thank you to all of you!

Comments? Questions? Complaints? Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757 and leave us a message. You can also email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

And our biggest news to date: We’re available to download in iTunes!

Again we apologize for sound quality. Blame RJ. Again. We’re getting better and gonna get it right one of these days.

Episode 0 – Introduction


 Download Episode 0 Introduction 35:41 minutes 65.3MB

It’s our intro podcast and we’re huge dorks! Join us as we BS our way through this episode. It’s no planning at its finest. We promise things will get better with future episodes!

Call our Listener Line at 815-408-0757! We love drunk calls, too! Or email us at acupoffreshhell@gmail.com.

Also, I (RJ) apologize for the huge file size and bad editing. I’m learning as I go. Blame testosterone for giving me an aversion to instruction manuals, even for audio software. Things have been figured out for futures episodes, though.

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